20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

1. There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.
2. They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
3. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
4. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. True that!
5. To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
6. Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
7. We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
8. We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
9. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
10. What? You don't agree? That's strange. You're the perfect example.
11. When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
12. When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
13. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
14. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
15. With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
16. With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
17. You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
18. You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
19. You are as old as you look.
20. You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.

2014 Happy Birthday Wishes

2014 Happy Birthday Wishes

• A birthday is the most special day in one’s life. Enjoy it to the fullest.
• The sun is shining more brightly today as a way to wish you happy birthday.
• I wish you an outstanding and fabulous birthday.
• The advantage of old age is that you get many people to love.
• Forget the past, look forward to the future for the best things are yet to come.
• Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and the wonderful experience not the mistakes you have made.
• Let the number of years you have lived not be a reminder of how old you are but see it as a medal of all you have been through in life.
• Happy Birthday !! Have a wonderful happy, healthy birthday and many more to come.
• I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.
• I hope that your birthday is great, cause it is a good reason to celebrate.

Writing Birthday Card - Birthday Greeting

I may not have enough words to explain my feelings but what I know is that knowing you has been a great joy and a blessing. Happy Birthday!

Birthday Greeting - Examples: ‘Happy Birthday to Sister’

Dear sister
You are a blessing to me
Always taking care of me
Always wishing me well
Never giving up on me
Guiding me when I am lost
Thank you for being there for me
I wish you a great and Happy Birthday.

If I was given a choice to pick someone who is irreplaceable in my life, it would definitely be you dear sister. You are my sunshine and rainbow. Wish you a splendid Happy Birthday.



Today being your Birthday, wish I could bring down the stars and the moon for you just to show how much I love you sis. Have a great day on your birthday sis.

What on this world should I give
To a sister as wonderful as you
Flowers, bracelets and chocolate
Are not enough for someone like you
You have been my pillar of strength
And my life’s watchful guardian
May you have more beautiful days ahead
Happy blessed Birthday to you dear sis!

Being a great sister to me, you’ve given me the greatest gift one could ask for. I don’t know what I could give back in return for this. Before I figure it out, let me wish you a very eccentric Happy Birthday.



Because you always catch me when I make mistakes, I’m not afraid to keep on making them. So my whole life I wish to keep on making mistakes! I wish you a very Happy Birthday my dear sister.

I would not remember all the sweet and precious moments of my life if you were not in them sis. I wish all the world to you on this great day sis. Have a great Happy Birthday dear sister.

They whole family loves and cherishes you dear sister, but know that someone loves you more than everyone else. Have a great one sis!

Birthday greetings in the Java language

Birthday Greeting . Birthday greeting in the Java language itself, usually starting with the word "Sugeng Warsa Response". here are some birthday greetings in the Java language that may be used when either say happy birthday it to Sodara, friends or whatever.

Ucapan Ulang Tahun Bahasa Jawa

Ngaturaken Sugeng Tanggap Warsa kagem........ Mugio panjenengan pinaringan wilujeng selamet lan lumebering rejeki kaliyan pinaringan kasihatan dening Ingkang Murbeng Dumadi, Allah SWT.

Sugeng Tanggap Warsa Dumateng…. Mugi Gusti paring panjang yuswo ingkang barokah, Mugi Gusti tansah midangetaken pandonga (bapak/ibu dll), paring bagas kasarasan lan katentreman.

Nderek ngaturaken sugeng tanggap warso dumateng Ibu/bapak. Mugi tansah pinaringan sehat soho kaberkahan deneng Gusti Allah.
Sugeng tanggap warso kagem......, mugi Alloh swt mengalirkan kanugerahan ingkang wilujeng, tentunya adalah dimudahkan dalam segala urusan di dunia dan akhirat.

Sugeng tanggap warsa nggih para sedherek (jika lebih dari 1 orang), mugi tansah binerkahan, kaparingan panjang yuswa, lan rejeki ingkang murwat.

Sugeng tanggap warsa cah ayu.... ing sambekala dilambari bungahing ati ayo dedongo, Mugi tansah pinaringan sih rahmatipun Gusti.

Hangaturaken sugeng tanggap warsa.. Mugi - mugi Gusti Ingkang Kinasih saget nyembadani punopo ingkang dados gegayuhanipun, tansah pinaringan wilujeng, ayu hayu rahayu.

Sugeng tanggap warso kagem ... mugi-mugi tansah pinaringan bagas waras lan rahayu, tansah slamet kalis ing sambikolo, monggo dipu aturi dahar bancakaan saking poro widodadri khayangan

Sugeng tumbuk warsa, mugi tansah pinaringan karahayon saking Guti Allah Ingkang Maha Agung.
Sugeng tanggap warsa...Mugi-mugi tansah pinaringan berkahing Pengeran

Ngaturaken Sugeng Tanggap Warsa Ingkang Kaping Kalih, Mugi Tansah Pinaringan Rahayu Kagem Sedulur.
Sugeng tanggap warsa Ngayogyakarta.

Sugeng tanggap warsa.....doaku selalu menyertaimu tambah ayu lan lemu soyo pinter lan duwur n tetep tresno aku tekan ajal teko

Birthday wishes for grandmothers

Birthday wishes for grandmothers .This birthday greeting for grandmothers say that you can directly and also through sms birthday card.

It is wonderful to realize that someone loves you no matter what, that someone thinks about you every day, that someone needs you … but it’s even more wonderful to know that there is someone who will never forget your birthday. I wish you a happy birthday grandma!
What would I do without you, dear mother grandma. I pray God to bestow you with many more beautiful years from now on to always be there for us, because we always will need your smile, your advice, your wisdom. Happy birthday!

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Birthday wishesI remember with melancholy all the beautiful moments we spent together when I was a child, all the wonderful stories that you would read to me before I went to sleep, your warm smile and kindness. Everything I am I am because of you. I love you grandma, and I wish you a happy birthday!
You are the greatest Grandma in the whole world. Happy birthday!

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Today is a very special day, is your birthday Grandma and I want to wish you a long and healthy life… full of joy and all your wishes may come true. Have a great birthday, dear Grandma !
All the stories you told me, all the teachings that guided me, all the lessons of life, helped me become who I am today and all these accomplishments are due only to you. Thank you for all that you have done for me, and our family. Happy birthday granny!

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Whenever we succeed, you are there to congratulate us. Whenever we fall, you are there to comfort us. Your kindness, love and patience are always here with us and we hope will be here for many years to come. Happy birthday granny!
Despite all my mistakes, you always loved me unconditionally. I am the luckiest grandson in the world. I love you, Grandma. Happy birthday!

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Your birthday is a memory for me about all the marvellous things that you have done for our family. I love and respect you dear granny. Happy birthday!

Birthday Poem for 6 Year Old

Birthday Poem for 6 Year Old

On your birthday number SIX,
you are wished a fun day
full of exciting things to do!
May your day be as lovely as you!


Those little hands are now half my palm
Those little feet, so fast how they run!
Those little words are now endless stories
Those little eyes now cry play-time worries

My little kid now has many friends
Goes to school and follows trends
Brushes her teeth and ties her shoes
Without mom and dad giving her cues

How fast the years have all gone by
You were once so small, now 4 ft high!
Yesterday, you’re another inch taller
This day you’ve grown another year older

You are a blessing from above!
An angel that keeps our morning bright
You make us smile all the time
You are a gift that serves our prize

You say your toys ain’t now for big kids
Wishing for things that before you don’t need
But always remember, one thing is certain
We love you forever, Happy Birthday, our angel!
I love you baby and that’s will be forever

Happy Birthday Wishes for Children

Birthday Greeting .If you have a blank birthday card, or make your own birthday cards, this article will help you make the words and verses to write inside. Expect kids Glad birthday with a unique sentiment.


Wishing you lots of happy hours
on your third birthday – may your day be filled with fun!
Happy Birthday!
***
Growing up and four today,
have a happy time,
run, skip and play,
on your Happy Birthday!
***
one, two, three, four, FIVE!
Five candles on your cake
Blow them out and make your wishes,
and we send you birthday kisses!

Have a Happy Birthday.
***

Birthday hugs are sent your way,
and wishes for a happy day -
may all your dreams come true.
Happy Birthday!
***

Birthday cake and candles
make the day so much fun.
Wishing you a Happy, Happy Birthday!
***

May your birthday be filled with surprises,
and special things.
Have a Happy Birthday.
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May your year be a great one,
and your birthay full of fun!
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(This is great with a balloon gift inside the card)

Up, up and away,
may your birthday balloon
fly high today!

Have a Happy Birthday!
***
Abracadabra!

The Birthday Wizard waves his magic wand,
and wishes you a magical birthday!
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Hey Dude another birthday has arrived,
hope it’s a good one!

Have fun. Happy Birthday.
***

Fairy wishes and fairy kisses,
for the sweetest girl on her birthday!
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It is time for us to say,
have a FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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You mean so very much to us,
and we just want to say,
the best thing that ever happened is…
you were born on this day!
Our love and kisses
to our wonderful —-
on your birthday.
Have fun!
***

Tiny toes and fingers
wrapped around a loving hand,
brought great joy and happiness.
Now you are older, and it time to celebrate your birthday,
many more are wished for you.
With loving hugs
From
***

Bright rainbows and sunshine are wished for you on your special day.
May rain clouds never bother you, and only good things come your way.

Happiness on your Happy Birthday!
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One knock, two knocks, three knocks, four…
The birthday bunny (or whatever animal) is knocking at your door.
How old are you?
Are you going to tell?
Here’s wishing you a wonderful Birthday!
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Once a year it is time to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
All year round you are wished HAPPY DAYS!
Have a wonderful day making birthday memories.
With love from
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Mr Frog and Mr Fish,
send you a special wish,
as they hop and swim away,
their wish for you is -
have a great day!

HOPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Ssssssssidney Snake ssssssends ssssspecial
wishessssss on your ssssspecial day.

He sssssssaysss have Happy Birthday as he sssssslithersss away!
***

8 Short Birthday Poems for you

Short Birthday Poems

You're a wonderful person
and a special friend
You deserve all the best
that life has to give.
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What's so special about a birthday?
Is it the age?
The surprises and gifts?
The laughing and celebrating
with family and friends?
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Because, today is a very special day
Simply sending a birthday with, wouldn't do
So, here's wishing you happy moments
A day when all your dreams come true
And, a year that means most to you!
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You are God's gift to us from above
So loving and caring
Someone who touches each life she enters
Beaming bright joy on everyone you meet
May the love you have shared with others
Return to you multiplied
I wish you many many more
happiest of Birthdays!
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Thinking of the times
we spent together
brings a sweet smile
on my face!
Happy Birthday
to a special friend
who will always
remain in my heart
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Make a wish on birthday
make a wish and give it wings
dreams of bright and beautiful things
dance through all the fun filled hours
don't forget to smell the flowers
share some love and birthday cake
all life joys are yours to take
and when evening comes to view
thanks your lucky stars you're you
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As you are extra special
and today is your birthday
one wish doesn't seems to be enough...
so, here's wishing you twice
hoping your birthday to be wonderful
in all special ways
Happy Birthday!
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May your birthday be bright,
from morning till night...
as years come and go,
may things turn nicer than ever before...
may all your dreams be fulfilled and
your happiness grow manifold

Beautiful birthday wishes Messages, Happy Birthday Wishes

Birthday Greeting ,Beautiful Birthday Wishes. Birthday happens to be the most cherished day in one’s life. Form kids to elders everybody waits for the big day to arrive. Of course it’s their day to celebrate yourself, your being. A delicious cake, beautiful flowers, wonderful presents and a blasting celebration. These wonderful things brighten up the big day. The person celebrating his special day dedicates the date to heartfelt merrymaking and cheers. How about adding some amazing colors to the big day with some beautiful birthday wishes?

Birthdays come once a year. When it’s the birthday of someone who means the world to you, it can be hard to find the exact words. Well, if you are not able to express yourself in the best possible way, no worries, we are here to help. We provide some unique ways to wish happy birthday.

Here are some beautiful words for birthday wishes that can make any birthday a special and a delightful one. You can write down them in a card irrespective of whether the recipient is eight or ninety eight.


Below, take a look at a bunch of wonderful birthday wishes Messages you can use to express your self.

Happy birthday,
On this special day
May gladness fill
Your every hour
With joy to light your way


It was raining on the day you were born
Guess why?
Because God did not want to let you go
From His heavenly abode!
Happy Birthday Dear!


May your memories today be warm ones
May your dreams today be dear
May your joy last through the year
Have a wonderful birthday!

Whatever dream you're dreaming
May each one of them come true
Whatever plans you're making
May they all work out for you
Happy Birthday!

When I was alone
God sent you for me
To be a part of my secrets, laughter and joy
You shared my sadness and lightened my heart
Let me cherish the day when you were born
By wishing you a heartfelt
Happy Birthday!


Birthdays are a time to say
We hope you have the greatest day
Laugh, smile and celebrate with friends
May the magical days show no ends!
Happy Birthday!


A birthday bouquet of words I send to you -
May the days ahead be bright and colorful
Full of joy, happiness and friendship
May you continue to be
Such an uplifting and positive force in so many people's lives
And may your year ahead
Be blessed and happy - Always.


May your life be brighter
As each birthday comes and goes
With new happiness unfolding
Like the petal of a rose
Have a wonderful birthday!


Birthday is all about love, togetherness, tender feelings and celebrations. Fill the birthday of your family and friends with charm and delight. These loving birthday messages will help you do so. They are the most wonderful and surprising way to let

Boss Birthday Wishes

Boss Birthday Wishes .Choosing holiday desire birthday to your boss at work is not easy. Even if you have the best coach in the world , and this is not suitable want to mess up .

If too cold , might suggest you do not like him or her (remember , they also have feelings of leaders ) .
Of course, greet the birth of a very personal holiday may mean the opposite : you love your boss too much. In addition , you may feel that he or she is getting a little too close for comfort.
To make your boss feel special appropriately , and the desire to choose the light of the holiday heart to show him or her how much you respect him or her.

If your boss does not deserve any respect , lie , or select the "happy" holiday birthday wishes of the boss, the kind that will be written for one. You can not go wrong in " Holiday Happy Birthday " greeting .
Regardless of what anyone says , everyone likes at least a little attention to their special day ! After all , that's what makes it special . So pick one of the wishes of Eid Milad boss below.

Your dedication and determination inspire us to be dedicated and determined. You make us better at what we do. Here's to the best boss we ever had! Have the happiest of birthdays!


May you always have as much strength and courage to lead us and, more importantly, a truly happy life. Happy birthday, boss!


May God bless you today with a wonderfully happy birthday and years of tomorrows filled with prosperity and joy. Happy birthday, boss!

May you live to be 100 and may you never retire! We like you too much! We don't want to lose you! Happy birthday, boss!


We, of course, wish you a long, satisfying, successful career. But that's not all! We also wish you a life filled with joy. It's only fair — you've made ours so great! Happy birthday, boss!

Hoping you have a long, fulfilling career with all the success you can handle…and more! You’ve earned it! Happy birthday, boss!


I know we never get a chance to ever say it but we think you're an amazing boss. Keep up the amazing work. Happy birthday!


Wishing you a totally carefree, special day. Get out of here. Take a day-off! You deserve it. Happy birthday, boss!

Wishing the best boss all the best on what should be your best day, your special day, your birthday!


Have a wonderful birthday, boss! We think you’re a wonderful person, a wonderful mentor and a wonderful friend.


It’s rather unusual to have a great boss! I never thought it would happen to me. But it has…with you! Happy birthday, boss!

Birthday Wishes For Boss Manager – Quotes Messages Sayings Greetings

Birthday Wishes For Boss Manager – Quotes Messages Sayings Greetings

On your special day may all of your dreams turn to reality.
Happy Birthday!

You are the kind of person that every employer needs in order to have
an enjoyable and pleasant environment for his work.

Your good karma makes working here good karma for others.
You’re great! Happy Bday Boss!

A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could.
- Charles Erwin Wilson

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually
get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost

Wishing you all the best on your special day, boss. Happy Birthday!

Thank you for all your guidance, inspiration and support through the years.
Happy Birthday!

Wishing you tons of good fortune and success in all your life.
Happy Birthday boss!

Everyone here owns you so much, for your altruism,
guidance and useful advice you complimentary give us.
Thank you so much for everything.

Wishing a long and successful career filled with happiness and joy.

Keep up all the good work and never stop inspiring us all
with your devotion and determination you have.

It’s nice to work for someone who knows the secret to being a good boss,
being a good person.

Wishing you a stress-free life full of success and happiness.
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to a hard working boss, that regrets to get older.

May success keep up with prosperity in all your life. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to a great person and a devoted boss!

Famous Birthday Quotes Wishes

 Famous Birthday Quotes Wishes .Birthday quotes can also be used as your card wording. You can use them as your introduction to your greeting card especially if you don’t know what to write on your birthday card. You can choose from these samples of popular birthday quotes said by famous people like Mark Twain and Robert Frost.


A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. 
Enjoy the trip.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
–Robert Frost

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
– Unknown

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
–H. V. Prochnow

Birthday Card Messages and Birthday Card Wishes

Birthday Card Messages and Birthday Card Wishes . Get to know what to write in a birthday card with these samples of birthday messages and wishes. No need to be a poet yourself just to come up with the perfect card messages. All you need is some ideas and inspirations and you’ll be good.

This birthday card isn’t enough for me to write a thousand and one reasons why I’m blessed to have you. It may run out of space but not in my heart. You will always have a place there. Happy birthday!

This cake and card are as warm as they can be, I want to show you how much you mean to me; I’ll send you hugs and wishes to bless your way, Smile a lot because it’s your birthday!


Warmest thoughts and best wishes I want to send you today, Let’s take a blissful cheer for this is your day; I hope God will bless everything you want to pursue, It’s a day to celebrate you!

Happiness, Joy and Prosperity Happy life, good health and peace All these are my wish for you on your birthday May you get all these, you deserve it.

Many more days and years of good health, good life and prosperity 
That’s my wish for you. 
Happy Birthday!


Have all the fun you can get and be grateful for everything you have in the moment. Continue to share your love with your family and friends And never forget how to smile at life. Happy birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes and Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Birthday Wishes and Funny Birthday Messages .How about making your friend or loved ones laugh out loud on their birthday? Well, that’s the essence of throwing a party anyway, to have fun. why don’t you punch some lines and throw some funny birthday greetings? Just make sure that the celebrant is up to it before cracking your funny birthday joke. Here are some samples

Today, you’re a year younger than next year. Isn’t that worth celebrating? Hurray! It’s your birthday!


Stop counting your wrinkles. Worry not about tomorrow. It can take care of itself. Cheers! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I have my gift delivered straight to your home….next year.


I remember your birthday.
I just forgot it’s today.
Happy Birthday anyway!

They say that age is just a number… 
So, how old are you? Happy birthday dude!

Happy Birthday Wishes and Happy Birthday Greetings

Happy Birthday Wishes and Happy Birthday Greetings-Greet someone by those birthday wishes quotes on their birthday to make their celebration happier and be a special one. Below are some of examples that I provided. These birthday wishes are specially selected so that you can attach with your birthday gifts.

Before this special day of yours, your just a child and asking always for help, But now, you are more mature enough that you can face your life with yourself. I am very proud that I have you in my life. Happy Birthday to you!

You are now grown up into a great individual, I hope you will continue to be a good person, May God always teach you how to stay a better person, more birthdays to come on you. Have a blessed birthday!

I wish you all the best and that your days will be filled with favor and blessings. I will pray that you will receive more than what you hoped and wished for today. Live well. Happy birthday!

Birthdays do not gauge a person’s maturity. However, I hope you will continue to grow in love and wisdom every day. May God grant all the desires of your heart. Have a blissful birthday!

May you find your happiness in everything you do. Wishing you the most blessed and happiest birthday ever. You deserve it.

A special person like you deserves nothing but the best on this special day May you be blessed on your birthday. Happy Birthday!


To one of my favorite people in the world, I wish you more gifts to open, more cakes to eat, more candles to blow, and of course, more birthdays to come. Have a good one! Happy birthday!